Noah Speizer (sp) has officially signed on with the Maple Leafs to finish up the regular season.
A gifted player, not to be cliche, but he sees the ice well, is a good two way player, a fine skater, he moves the puck well, can play on the PP, the PK, will improve our SOG's, while not adding PIM's, he will be a + player, has a "heavy shot", is good in the corners, is good 4-on-4, has a high hockey IQ, and from early reports, he rarely swears or spits!
A player from a team in our division spoke with anonymity to a PML parent:
"Holy BLEEP!! They got that guy--now they are gonna crush us by 13 goals instead of 10--I so am being sick when we play them!"
A high ranking official with the organization summed up Noah this way:
"When I see this kid play, I see a kid with all the tools, and it appears all of the equipment. He has two skates, a stick, helmet, two gloves, shoulder pads, real hockey pants, all the right stuff! In terms of Chemistry, he is bright so he should get an easy A, as well as add to the team chemistry!"
WOW! High praise--welcome aboard Noah!
And lastly, to the rest of the league, as Shakespeare once said in one of his lesser known works--
Nee-ner, nee-ner, nee-ner, we got Noah and you didn't!!!
GO LEAFS!
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