Questions to be answered going into the Sun game

Okay, so this week was a little off, with no Wednesday clinic, and a Monday practice without the Peter and Chris show. Nothing against Kevin, but he is more the corporate, old school type, not the rock star, super-hero bling-bling the Armenian connection brings. No biggie--we'll get to see them at the clinic--oh, no, clinic cancelled for private party. Inquiring minds want to know--

So, the question must be asked! Where have Peter and Chris been? What did they do this week, especially Mon and Wed nights? As the teams roving reporter at large, I have no first hand knowledge of their activities, but I can theorize, well, because I can log in to the blog.

Maybe, just maybe, they were making some sort of TV show, like one of those reality shows, focusing on Peter the newlywed, and Chris the man about town with the lovable personality we all are charmed by. Who do they hang with--do they cook, are they in a band maybe??

Or, are they joining the WWE, some sort of Armenian tag team wrestlers, and they are practicing before they make their official debut? They are agile, fast, strong--does anyone doubt they could hold their own in the ring?

I got it--they are becoming the new modern day Green Hornet and Kato, working on who will be who. They will shoot pucks at criminals, and use skate blades to free themselves when the bad guys try to tie them up. I hear comic books, kids show in at least three or four languages, and if the deal is right, a movie deal for the off-season! Totally could see it--need an agent to do the deal? I go standard 60/40 with exclusivity on the figurines and marketing campaign..

Anyhow, the real question is, come Sunday, what will they say instead of "Body! Body!" since it is a non checking game against young ladies? (In this day and age, hollering that from the bench could get you a 2 and 10, as in years not minutes!!!) Work, Pressure, Hustle, something like that? The suspense is killing me. Maybe they will practice the new word during the Saturday practice so they don't say the other one by accident..

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